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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

Anonymous: Why are you obsessed with Shrek???

flannelcalumhood:

Why aren’t you?

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.


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sakufay:

“ur cute”

“no ur cute”

*gets out knife* “NO UR CUTE”

byelou:

beyoncebeytwice:

zayn and the other ones

can’t tell if you’re talking about one direction or the human race

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song