Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide did not prepare me for any of this.
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE WOODEN CAR THAT HAD WOODEN WHEELS AND A WOODEN ENGINE
IT WOODEN GO
oh my gosh i laughed for like 5 minutes at this
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”
ive looked into the eyes of satan
and he was wearing a 15% off sale earl grey cardigan
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice