rebelxfleur:

Me

laughingstation:

via laughingstation 

femalebasedgod:

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide did not prepare me for any of this.

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE WOODEN CAR THAT HAD WOODEN WHEELS AND A WOODEN ENGINE

IT WOODEN GO

eatmyrobot:

oh my gosh i laughed for like 5 minutes at this

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

ive looked into the eyes of satan

and he was wearing a 15% off sale earl grey cardigan 

Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

troyyy:

The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice