If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice
