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"sorry that was my last piece of gum"



"I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings."
-(via fluroescent)


frozen came out 20 years ago 
just let that sink in

"Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference."
-Unique Quietness (via hopefisch)


Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.


ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd


the first person to discover masturbating was probably like “nnhh wha- YOOOOOOOOO”

"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
-my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)


"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard